FPCON Baby!

The other day at work someone asked me if we were at FPCON Baby. FPCON stands for Force Protection Condition and there are generally four levels Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, and Delta. Delta in hollywood terms is something like 'high alert' like where the enemies are attacking and we under serious real threat. So I guess on that spectrum there is a condition FPCON Baby where there is an imminent threat of invasion by a baby. We are almost there but not yet. We are only officially at 39 weeks and 3 days.